Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Wonderful way to start the morning
I just finished purging the fish sandwiches that were percolating in my intestines all night but when I went to wipe I found that both rolls of toilet paper were brand new and wedged in the dispenser so snuggly they wouldn't budge. Luckily I had my handy dandy pocket knife in my slacks allowing me to cut free some wedges to wipe with. How freakin' hard is it to put a correctly sized roll of toilet paper in a toilet paper dispenser?