Friday, April 14, 2006

Instant messenger; block the world

What you might run into if you don't block the world from your instant messenger ... (this is an old topic but a classic)

nueregal6903: hi... anyone there?? 
grouchygeek: (sleeping smiley emoticon)
nueregal6903: oh your there : hi...
grouchygeek: hello
nueregal6903: a/s/l (ge sex location)?
grouchygeek: you first
nueregal6903: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.

(btw my grouchygeek profile of looks like this):

Basics 
Yahoo! ID:grouchygeek
Real Name:Go away
Nickname:Grouchy
Location:Canal Winchester, OH
Age:36
Marital Status:Single, Not Looking
Gender:Male
Occupation:Computer Geek
Yahoo! grouchygeek
More About Me
Hobbies: None...
Latest News: None, Im boring...
 
Favorite Quote
"None.."
 

(sounds likes someone who wants to "chat")

grouchygeek: about what?
nueregal6903: so what have you been up to grouchygeeek?
nueregal6903: cool. i was just hangin oit watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
grouchygeek: do you like chex mix?
nueregal6903: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
grouchygeek: do you like chex mix?
nueregal6903: i zhink ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
grouchygeek: chex mix makes you that way?
nueregal6903: alright how bput i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
grouchygeek: can i finish my chex mix first?
nueregal6903: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
grouchygeek: you've already done it
nueregal6903: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between myy legs and part my moist lips
grouchygeek: keep going
grouchygeek: would you like some chex mix?
nueregal6903: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
nueregal6903: open my website so you can look at me while im suckig you. use the link in my profile!
grouchygeek: no link
nueregal6903: cyberfungirls dot com. look for me on that page
grouchygeek: are you as cute as the last girl from cyberfungirls that i reported to abuse at yahoo dot com for bothering me at work ?

(this is actually the second one)

nueregal6903: oh no not work... thats a 4 lettter word you know.. 
grouchygeek: yup... 4 letter word
nueregal6903: what d you think of my pics?
grouchygeek: didn't see any pics
nueregal6903: i ave some pics on my homepage the link is in my profile, still working on it ...
grouchygeek: how much do they pay you to look for profiles of people to bother and chat with all day?
nueregal6903: lol. th website is just something i do to make ends meet. theres lots of free pics on there anyway.
grouchygeek: free pics are boring
nueregal6903: how about you send me some pics
grouchygeek: that would be hard to do with me at work, remember?
nueregal6903: shit the phone. dont stopp stroking it. hold on...
grouchygeek: you just crapped out a phone? didn't that hurt?
nueregal6903: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five mnutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
grouchygeek: uh huh...
grouchygeek: it's probably yahoo calling about you using their messenger for commercial purposes
grouchygeek: abuse@yahoo.com
grouchygeek: (dancing emoticon)

So, how about you - do you like Chex mix?

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